Psst.Your visors on wrong!

Disclaimer: This essay or rant or whatever you want to call it is in no way to be taken seriously. I do hope you do get something out of this though, whether it is a new person for your hit list or a new reason to commit suicide.

Fun, fun. We are now on a new rant. Oh boy, this is going to be a fun rant. This time I am going to talk about the stupidity of the teenagers. We have already established that they are as dumb as sheep, but this is going to show you that they might even be dumber. What could make me say this, and feel this way you ask. Well.... let me tell you.

First lets establish some back-story. A little while ago, I don't know how far, the baseball cap was invented and there was great rejoicing. People enjoyed using them to keep the sun out of their eyes and in case they had a bad hair day. That’s why we have visors on the fronts; yes I said fronts...of baseball hats. The inventor of this wonderful product thought it would be nice to have a way to keep the sun out of your eyes. Well, things were going great for a while. People were enjoying keeping the sun out of their eyes, and basically having a good time with things. All of a sudden, people started wear these hats *gasp* backwards. Now why on earth would they do that? I mean, I thought they were designed to keep the sun out of your eyes. Now I might be odd, but I don't think wearing a hat backwards is going to keep the sun out of your eyes. Now we must realize that although it serves no useful purpose, having a hat on backwards still looks pretty good. This is not what my rant is about. No...its about those new visor-only hats people buy now.

These hats were also designed with a purpose just as baseball hats were. These wear also made to keep the sun out of your eyes, but leaving the top open to get fresh air. But of course people got these and started wearing them backwards. Again, I have no malice for that. No. It’s the sheer idiocy of wearing visors not only backward but UPSIDE DOWN. Now maybe I am out of the loop or something, but last time I checked looking like a moron wasn't in style. I don't see any legitimate reason why wearing a hat upside down is cool looking. It makes you look like you were too dumb to know how to put your hat on. What's next, wearing your jeans inside out and backwards? Good grief!! The sheer stupidity behind it just boggles the mind. The only type of people that wear these are the most "sheep" like of all also. I mean do they feel that we won't pay them the attention they so want unless they look like idiots? Come on!! Do they think this makes them different? It would if EVERY other idiot "sheep" out there wasn't also doing it. The only people I don't see doing this are the smart or educated people. Maybe they also realize how ridiculous the whole idea is. Jeez, the first time I saw a kid wearing a visor like that I thought he was retarded. I felt like I shouldn't be staring at him, or that I should be feeling sorry for him. Then I realized that he wasn't mentally challenged, he just had no identity. At that point I started to actually pity him. It must be HORRIBLE to have no free will, and to have to act and be just like everyone else. Ah well, maybe that whole visor thing started out as someone trying to be different, but it slowly degraded into the crap we have today.

So in conclusion, feel free throw your gum in their hair or to shout "sheep" at the top of your lungs anytime one of these imageless fools gets near you. Remember, it’s not different if everyone else does it.

This has been another rant by the mentally deranged ShinKarasu.