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[you.might.be.a.college.student.if]

  • Your grocery list is always the same-Boxed macaroni&cheese,Twinkies and pop. 
  • Your refrigerator is 3 feet tall and has more beer than food in it. 
  • Stolen road signs and blacklight posters replace pictures. 
  • You paid $500 for your car,$5,000 for your car stereo. 
  • You owe the beer distributor more than you owe for books and other student loans. 
  • You use the "healing powers" excuse everytime you start a petition to legalize marijuana. 
  • The cops come to your door on a daily basis telling you to keep the noise down. 
  • You get up at 6P.M.,go to bed at 6A.M. 
  • Your cat eats leftover pizza instead of Science diet,meow mix,etc. 
  • Your source for information is MTV news. 
  • You've ever shoplifted from Goodwill. 
  • You've ever blown a whole week's pay on beer. 
  • You can't afford to shop at Abercrombie And Fitch but you do anyway. 
  • You know exactly what time Taco Bell opens and closes. 
  • The last time you cleaned your dorm room is when you moved in. 
  • Any of your furniture is inflatable. 
  • You think Tommy Hilfiger should be president 
  • Your calender is marked with every test you have, but you never study for it. 
  • You don't need a stove because you have a microwave. 
  • You have tickets to a Creed concert the weekend you go home.You of course choose the concert.
  • You have four pair of underwear to wear for two weeks and you don't see a problem with that.


[you.might.be.a.wrestling.fan.if]

  • you thank your girlfriend for giving you stratusfaction. 
  • you are the minister of a church for people that think Mick Foley is God. 
  • you have never used a folding chair to sit on in your life. 
  • you've ever gotten detention for doing DX crotch-chops, shouting "Suck it!" 
  • you don the threads of "That 70's Guy" Mike Awesome, purchase a Partridge Family bus, and turn your locker into the "Lava Lamp Lounge." 
  • you've ever worn cheetah Speedos, a cheetah headband, long hair, and taped ankles to a public swimming pool just to perform the SuperFly Splash off the high dive. 
  • you know the difference between the Stone Cold Stunner and the Diamond Cutter. 
  • you get kicked off the school wrestling team for low-blowing your opponents. 
  • you've ever mistaken a softball game for a steel cage match. 
  • your Halloween costume is always a different pro wrestler. 
  • you make signs for your favorite wrestlers, and hold them up in your living room. (Dan B, gottabelive2k@yahoo.com) 
  • when you hear "You think that you know me?" you look around your living room to see if Edge and Christian are going to come out from behind the couch. 
  • you wake up at 4 am to the sound of the garbage truck outside, but you still take a look out the window just to make sure its not the WWF trucks coming to set up in your backyard. 
  • you can understand not only Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair interviews, but Perry Saturn's as well. 
  • you get pissed off when they announce a wrestler's wrong weight. 
  • you can name every referee in every federation, even the ECW guys. 
  • you get angry when the storylines on the tv shows don't follow the ones you have been making up with your action figures. 
  • in church, when everyone prays to the Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost, you pray to the Rock, Stone Cold, and Ric Flair. 
  • you KNOW the difference between WWF, WCW, and ECW, and you get mad when people mix them up.
  • you think the plotlines are real. 
  • you know which parts of the plots are made up and which are real. 
  • you argue over which is best, WWF, WCW, or ECW. 
  • ...and you actually care.
  • you've ever looked in the bible for the book of Austin. 
  • you try to raise your eyebrow like The Rock does. 
  • you ask your mom if she smells what the rock is cookin.
  • every time you get in trouble by your teacher, you give her a Stone Cold Stunner. And leave the room with your hands raised. 
  • you refuse to come out of your room unless your parents play your theme music. 
  • every week your parents have to buy new furniture. 
  • you make a Pay Per View called : "In My Room" 
  • you always have to wear your mankind mask before leaving the house 
  • when your sister asks you for money, you challenge her to a "First Blood Match" for it. 
  • when asked what you think about war, you say "RAW IS WAR."
  • if you spell wrestling R-A-S-S-L-I-N "apostrophe." 
  • if you have a poster of Stone Cold on the back of the door of your office. 
  • if you think Jerry "The King" Lawler is one of the greatest sportscasters of all time. 
  • if you can name the finishing moves of The Super Destroyer, Mr.Wrestling I and II, and Rufus R. "Freight Train" Jones. 
  • you've ever asked your wife if she's ready to "ride space mountain" before sex or referred to her as a mountain-ette after. 
  • you have ever called in sick to go to a rasslin' match. 
  • have the same hairstyle and color as Ric Flair. 
  • named any of your children "Big Sexy" "Sting" or "Andre." 
  • you have a BIGSXY license plate. 
  • Sunday night youth group at church is moved to your house for Pay Per View.
  • whenever you hear some good news you respond with "HELL YEAH" 
  • you ask for someone's name then say "It doesn't matter what your name is!!!" 
  • your father tells you to do something and you finish it by saying, "Now can you dig it sucka?" 
  • you start every sentence with, "The Rock says this..." 
  • you can name more than 10 wrestlers and sing their theme songs.
  • you think everyone holding up "John 3:16" signs ripped off "Stold Cold Steve Austin."
  • you check 3 different wrestling newsboards at least 5 times a day just to see if any new rumors have been released. 
  • you answer every question with "cause Stone Cold said so!" 
  • everytime you threaten someone, you say, "Man I'm going to throw you through the spanish table if you don't stop." 
  • you never leave the house on Monday nights.
  • you're always telling people to "Know your role and shut your mouth". 
  • you knew who Jesse Ventura was before he became an elected official. 
  • your girlfriend tells you it's over and you respond by hitting her over the head with a chair.
  • while on vacation you ask your mom if she wants to stay in the "smackdown hotel."
  • you make your teachers mad by saying "What" over and over whenever they ask you a question.
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