Blue Bomber Blues ~ Wily's Cast Page

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Last update - 8/15/03 - Yeehahaha! Finally, I have taken over the Cast page! Today Blue Bomber Blues, tomorrow, the world! ...Or maybe not. I am Dr. Albert W. Wily, the world's greatest roboticist! Tremble in my presence. And read this character page, written by yours truly. How else will you know who everybody is? I mean, other than just reading the comics yourself. Of course, since it's kept (sometimes) up to date with the comics, this'll contain some spoilers, but it's nothing you wouldn't eventually find out yourself.

Character	Description
Mega Man	The hero of Blue Bomber Blues. He occasionally does some really moronic stuff, such as follow Bass all the way back to the Skull Fortress just to get an obviously fake birthday present. He also has his less-stupid spots where he finally sees what's actually going on and what he should do to fix it. Unfortunately, these are a bit rare, and for the most part Mega Man keeps going, blissfully ignorant of the difficult times that befall him. Somehow he's never really upset by his bad luck or the bad things that tend to happen around him and can remain more or less cheerful no matter what. He was a Metool for the First Story Arc, and then he was dead, and even though he was revived he's still stupid. Sucks to be him. Current Status: Not dead anymore
Protoman	Mega Man's older, and as he'd have you believe, cooler brother. He's a little impatient with Mega Man's seeming incompetence sometimes, as seems to happen occasionally in the games, but on the whole he's surprisingly tolerant of the blue bomber's lack of wit. Protoman repeatedly throws himself into the line of fire for Mega Man, hedging his bets against Mega Man's astronomical luck. Everything somehow turns out alright in the end, even though Dr. Light hasn't repaired him yet from the first few comics, but Jazz did when she reincarnated him. Current Status: Just returned to life
Bass	Dr. Wily's rather erratic right-hand robot. Dr. Wily equipped him with a new prototype weapon to kill Mega Man with, but it didn't work out right and ended up just turning the blue bomber into a blue Metool. He ate the cake Auto was carrying that was imbedded with an antidote of sorts for Mega Man's Metool condition, and then attacked Mega Metool at Dr. Light's lab. Somehow his weapon backfired again, turning Bass himself into a Metool and returning Mega Man to normal. He unexplainedly got back to normal just in time to be killed by Mega Roll, but Jazz brought him back to life. Current Status: Alive again
Dr. Wily	The evil mad scientist himself. Dr. Wily's been trying for years to get the upper hand over Dr. Light but to no avail. He's masterminded some vicious schemes, the most recent of which turned Mega Man into a Metool on accident. While he may act all tough and mean and old, he has a secret fondness for his teddy bear, Mr. Fuzzypookums. Current Status: Alive
Dr. Light	Good old Dr. Light. Where would we be without him? He's incredibly smart and the most talented roboticist the world's ever seen...but somehow, he seems to be inflicted with Mega Man's microscopic IQ now and then. Maybe he's the real reason Mega Man hasn't a clue in his electronic brain. He's finally recovered from his face being numb and making him sound like Elmer Fudd.. Current Status: Returned to life
Roll	Dr. Light's trusty lab assistant. She's always cheery and helpful, even going with Mega Metool to the Skull Fortress when Protoman couldn't. Where she doesn't have weapons of mass destruction, she does have a heaping helping of bravery and intelligence. (See? She is good for something other than vacuuming!) Without Roll, Dr. Light would probably be living in a Dumpster, eating old magazines. Current Status: Her normal, normally-functioning self again
Mega Roll	Created by Dr. Light to take Mega Man's place after his untimely and random death. Unfortunately, she suddenly went berserk and killed everyone else in the comic. For this, the Author zapped her into nonexistance. Current Status: Zapped into nonexistance
Jazz	The Author's messenger to her created world, summoned from the depths of crappy fanfiction to save everyone. Jazz's job is to right all the wrongs that have suddenly gone down in Blue Bomber Blues. Current Status: Resurrecting other characters
Grenade Joe	Dr. Wily's most reliable, trustworthy, average Joe. Not. Grenade Joe Model 27-F, serial number 34T5YY-788434115-NM3600284-LLMN12059I803-36, subunit 45-QR6 has rebelled against Dr. Wily's rule and sworn his revenge on Wily for making him stand in the same boring hall for years at a time. With all that's going on with Mega Man, though, Joe's forced to lie low for a while and recruit followers, including Grenade Man. Current Status: Dead
Grenade Man	He's about as smart as a sack of hammers and likes to blow things up. He's joined up with Grenade Joe in the hopes of getting even more things to blow up. Because, you know, he likes blowing things up. He won't let Grenade Joe call himself Grenade Man II. Current Status: Dead
Mr. T	Mr. T is the man. That's all there is to it. He's another holy messenger of the Author, he gives Mega Man a Rubik's Cube to solve, and he lets Zero go free with nothing more than a stern talking-to because he pities the fool. Current Status: Invincible, of course!
The Worm, The Rabbit, and The Metool	The Worm - Was once used by Mega Metool as a rope. Didn't enjoy the experience so it knocked him into Wily's bedroom. The Rabbit - Causes Dr. Light some embarassment, and makes him infringe on Warner Bros.'s copyrights just a bit. The Metool - Isn't it cute? Metools have been around since the very beginning. No matter how many times they knock you into the abyss, they're still adorable. There's just no limit to the cuteness contained in their little yellow hardhats. Current Status: Dead, yo
Zero	Zero hasn't been acting quite right recently. He's become just a bit obsessed with Thermasilk products. Who knows when and why Zero will show up again? He does make one heck of a great background in the Fan Art section, though. Current Status: Ran away to who knows where...