MTF  50/100CC Iron Butt Association Ride Don Braziel 100CCC Ride Report March 2003

I worked very hard on this report, so here it is.

Left Jax at 06:10 Monday morning. Followed 2 sets of Wing taillights to Junction, TX. Slept 4 hours. Left Junction around 05:00. Followed tailights to SD. Saw naked girl having sex at beach. Ate at Denny's and slept 3 hours. Left SD at 05:00 Wednesday am. Followed taillights to AZ. Lost taillights at gas stop(little slow putting in ear plugs). Caught up with taillights after 5 miles at 120 mph(whew!). Followed taillights to Ozona, TX(taillights not staying as straight in lane as were, hmmm). Stopped for coffee. Followed taillights to Junction. Slept 4 hours. Followed taillights to Beaumont. Lost taillights in little rain storm. Caught up with taillights in a little while. Followed taillights to Lake City, FL. Stop for gas and admire a gang's pimpmobile. Follow taillights to Jax at 03:07 Friday am.
Ride over. Sleep 4 hours. Greet other riders at Shell station. Eat at Joe's Crab Shack. Send roses to wife. Ride to Atlanta to whore(courtesy of Jason) a SS5k cert. Sleep 6 hours. Ride home stopping 4 times for the nods. Get home 19:30 Saturday pm. Sleep 6 hours. Work in yard all day Sunday. Sleep 6 hours. Go to work Monday am.

Is this enough or should I continue??

Great trip, great people, great time!! Thanks Alan for honoring me by asking me to ride with you and for putting this together. It was a blast!!!