So it's deathly cold outside and when I say deathly cold I mean the cold is killing people and

It's your job to collect rent today.  It's your job to collect rent today because it's deathly cold and when I say it's deathly cold I mean the cold is killing people who are outside too long and you don't want to be outside too long because you don't want to die so you have to pay your own rent and to pay your own rent it's your job to collect rent from other people.  Okay.

So what do you do when they don't have the money to pay rent again?  We're talking final notice here.  We're talking eviction.  We're talking they have to get out today.  They have to move because it's not fair for them to live for free or because everyone else has to pay or for another reason or for any number of reasons.  We're talking cut and dry, black and white, charts and graphs explanations here.  So what do you do when they don't have the money to pay rent again?

On epistemology

I know some things and other things I don't know and
Some things I think I know but don't and other things I know but
Think I don't and it's all generally speaking rather confusing a lot of the time.

Like suppose I know something for the wrong reasons or I don't
Know something for the wrong reasons or I put a dollar
Under a hat and someone else takes the dollar when I'm not looking and someone else adds a dollar when I'm not looking then do I know there's a dollar under the hat and how many times can I look away and know there's a dollar under the hat without people thinking I'm crazy?  I mean I can't watch my money all the time—that's what hats are for.

On metaphysics

There's a this and there's a that and sometimes they're friends and sometimes they're not and what this is I don't know and what that is I'm not sure of either.

Sometimes people think there's only a this or there's only a that and that's all there is according to them so this question of how there's a this and a that doesn't come up anymore but a lot of other people think it doesn't work that way.

And then of course there's people who says there's a this and there's a that and there's some other stuff like strings or blobs or something but who the hell knows.

On ethics

I'm pretty sure there's right and I'm pretty sure there's wrong and I'm pretty sure I do both of them a lot of the time but I'm not sure I know that and I'm not sure I know that I don't know that either. 

Is it still attempted murder if the guy I'm trying to kill is already dead when I shoot him?  There's a whole Matlock episode on that.

A professor asked me once, he asked me, if I'm supposed to do what I think is right but what I think is right is actually wrong then am I supposed to do things that are wrong?  and I said I hope so because that would really get me off the hook for a lot of the stuff I've done.