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If you click this, you're awesome 
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I have Beard-Fu which is every martial art utilized through my beard.

Like every one of my beard hairs is actually Bruce Lee.

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October 24th, 2010, 1:33 pm
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I have Beard-Fu which is every martial art utilized through my beard.

Like every one of my beard hairs is actually Bruce Lee.


Well, I believe that every one of my beard hairs is MacGyver...so, he'll stop your beard hairs' kicks with nothing but a toothpick and a rubber band. (Maybe some chewing gum.)

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October 24th, 2010, 2:38 pm
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DavidVocalDude wrote:
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I have Beard-Fu which is every martial art utilized through my beard.

Like every one of my beard hairs is actually Bruce Lee.


Well, I believe that every one of my beard hairs is MacGyver...so, he'll stop your beard hairs' kicks with nothing but a toothpick and a rubber band. (Maybe some chewing gum.)


A challenger? I have defeated all the beards across the land, and you dare enter my domain?

YOU. ARE. NOT. PREPARED.

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October 24th, 2010, 4:40 pm
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Meh, my beard-fu is better. I actually have a FULL beard and not your mustache less abomination :P

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October 25th, 2010, 1:38 am
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I think that Ryan wins. I submit to the power of the almighty Evans beard.

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October 25th, 2010, 6:57 pm
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DavidVocalDude wrote:
I think that Ryan wins. I submit to the power of the almighty Evans beard.

By the power Schmitty.
I hope i spelled that right.

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October 25th, 2010, 9:14 pm
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You conceded that your beard was lesser and I explained that the mustache sucked your beard into your face thus limited your beard-fu potential.

And remember... Beards did the fusion dance.




Wow. We have completely destroyed this poor person's introduction.

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October 25th, 2010, 11:54 pm
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Who's intro was this, anyway?...
also, My mustache is more nimble and fleet than your beards, and would win in a fight, just by stamina...

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October 26th, 2010, 10:09 am
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*reference to Gilbert Beilschmidt here*

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October 26th, 2010, 2:06 pm
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Medic wrote:
*reference to Gilbert Beilschmidt here*


:| I dont get it...


October 26th, 2010, 8:08 pm
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