My fellow ladies and gentlemen, it is my duty to inform everyone that a mission will be starting shortly here at 11:45 PM. Since the zombie infestation has just begun, we should not allow it to go on any further. I believe that it is our top priority to focus on the important matters and negate any feelings of isolation and the overwhelming aspect of our undying opponents. They may outnumber and outlive us all, but that doesn't mean that we can prevail. My fellow comrades, our time has come to rise above our adversaries and strike fear into their emotionless hearts and all-consuming stomachs. Raise up your foam dart-shooting plastic guns and hold up your dirty, hole-filled, and balled-up pairs of socks as you leave your safe confines tonight and head out into the deadly streets tonight, or tomorrow if you are not heading over to the mission. Head out with caution and be aware of their presences, for they can be anywhere. The walls, the bushes, the trees, your old and boring World History teacher...nothing is safe from our undead nemesis. Just remember what to do the split second you see a man or a woman running towards you with a bright green bandanna around his or her forehead. I have a quick question to ask my fellow ladies and gentlemen. Who is with me?