So, It pains me to say that I will not be here for the next week. You see, just as I had last semester, I will be going on a trip tonight for purposes of research. I have a bad feeling things are gonna get pretty dangerous here in the next few days. Don't worry, though, I'll be safe, and I'll write of my travels while I'm away.

But wait! My presence won't be missed. Why? Thanks to Project Gemini. You see, about a year ago, members of The G.A.M.E. produced a system of alternative body doubles that function exactly as the host would. The conscious of the host can also be transported from body to body. However, the doubles could never travel over 10 miles from the original, or else they would fail. This marks the first test of the new production line, which should allow me to go anywhere in the world without my doubles failing. It truly is a marvel of science.

Thus, one of my doubles, Codename SATABOT, will be here in my place during the week. Don't worry, it'll be just like me, only not. So be safe, comrades, and don't be flesh eating zombies once I get back.

- Robert

Similarly, I will be testing out a Gemini double equipped with an experimental cloaking device. If you find yourself being hit with socks apparently from nowhere, don't question it; You've just been stunned by the invisible human! Do not, under any circumstances, direct your fellows to search around for perfectly visible humans, as this will screw up the test data.

Sorry guys, I've really been too busy to update. But I'd at least like you to know that my travels are going quite nicely.

Also, I've heard that rather quickly, SATABOT began to malfunction. An easy fix, but I can't do it until I return. So until then, sit tight. He's not usually aggressive, but he will make his presence known.

But anyways, my week has been very busy. Wednesday I got on a plane and ended up in Romania on Thursday. While not the best place to research zombies, there was plenty of research of vampire myths to be done. I ended up being taken in by a nice family whom I joined for dinner after my research was done for the day. After waking up from my nap, however, after waking up from a quick power nap, I couldn't help but feel like I had been bitten by something - and also that a few of my teeth were quite a bit sharper than before. Oh well. I took my leave of the country and began my journey to the next destination, China, which is where I arrived on Friday.

Don't worry, I'll update more later. Stay safe friends, and take comfort in the fact that I'm 100% safe from whatever's happening over there.

Well, I'll be back tomorrow, but I'll at least tell you how the rest of my week has been now. Friday I make it to China, where I stayed until Saturday. There, my research involved the myth of the jiang-shi, or Chinese hopping zombie. I also met a man who had been studying the art of potion making, and had been intensely researching and studying magic. It just so happens he was also a traveler doing research. We spent most of our time met discussing various aspects of our research. However, soon enough, I needed to go. I do have the slight feeling I may meet Dr. Ruvie again someday.

But enough of that. Saturday I hopped another plane, which took me to North Korea, where I spent my Sunday. I arrived and paid tribute to the great Kim Jong Il (apparently he was a big deal there), and tried to see if there was anything worth researching. Unfortunately, this got me rather quickly thrown in jail. Actually, I stiil don't quite understand how I got out, but apparently Kim Jong Seung sold me back to America for a pretty large sum. Either way, I'm on my way back to Muncie now, and should hopefully be back by tomorrow afternoon.

Robert